it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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