I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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