Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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