Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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