I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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