Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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