i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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