Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
ttyl tear gas
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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