At least make sure they are 18
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Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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