I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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