Christians are straight up FREAKS
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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