Where is the hickey?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
sex on a bike is impossible
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