Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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