that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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