we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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