Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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