i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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