i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
