I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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