i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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