i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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