why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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