He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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