I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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