My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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