"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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