How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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