I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
