I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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