if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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