I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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