wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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