we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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