did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
