Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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