This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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