I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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