Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.