I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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