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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

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  you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot

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• (425): View more from Washington

  How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing

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