i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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