I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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