There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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