Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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