My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
should my penis look like a turkey
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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