I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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