You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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