omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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