"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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