maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
