That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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