Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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