That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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