K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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