you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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