the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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