well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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