My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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